Face it. We're living in a world that is sometimes just crazy. I know, I know, it's not politically correct to say that something someone does, that you wouldn't do is crazy, but face it. There are just crazy people out there.
Let's talk about Tolochko. He is a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan. I don't know a lot about Kazakhstan, nor do I really care to. I just don't have time to do the research. However, I heard about this fellow. Immediately I thought, "What? You're kidding me. This can't be real." But alas my readers, it's real.

Now poor Tolochko had to postpone his wedding to his wife Margo because of COVID of course. But the couple finally tied the knot. I think Tolochko might be onto something or rather on something.

The two met at a nightclub, according to Tolochko. And he's gone so far as to give a bit of advice to couples. "Couples need to talk less and connect more," he said. Of course, well, this would make sense, at last for this couple."With time and experience, Margo and I realized that it takes more than words to have a conversation," he said. But the quote that leaves me baffled and wondering how it works in their relationship, he said,"Your partner sure deserves the best, but they have to do their part."

You see, his now spouse Margo, is a robot. Apparently, the couple has been in a relationship for 8 months before he popped the question, and have waited 2 years before getting married. After the "couple" went public with their relationship, she had a got a complex about her looks. I'm not sure what people were saying, but Tolochko, being the caring gentleman that he is, took Margo to a plastic surgeon. You assume that it would be the kind that deals with plastic as in, well, plastic robots. But no, he took her to a real, medical board-certified plastic surgeon to get some work done, so that she'd feel better about herself. Now, I'd love to talk to this guy, the one doing the plastic surgery on the plastic human.

Now, remember in all of this, no one has had the idea that perhaps this guy might need to visit someone with a different kind of certificate on the wall. Then again, he might be onto something. I mean who doesn't want to marry the perfect spouse? And chances are if you build her, she should be that.

He has videos posted of the couple on the beach, at their wedding, on a flight together, I mean, seriously, it sounds like the ideal woman.

Evidently "she" blogs as well, and is a waitress in a bar and I'm sure she has quite the life. As much as one robot can have.

Tolochko describes himself as a pansexual. He said he is someone who can fall in love with "an image, a soul, just a person." Sounds like some guys that know. In other words, don't leave your car parked too long in front ofTolochko's house, or you might have another passenger.

Apparently, the only requirement for a wedding in Kazakhstan are that both parties have to be male and female and over the age of 18. We must assume that Margo is made from recycled plastic making her at least 18, I'm just not sure if there is female plastic out there.

So all hope is not lost. If you are out there searching for your perfect soul mate, and you're coming up empty-handed online, and you just can't find the perfect mate, build one. I mean, hey. No one is going to tell you that you're crazy or even suggest that perhaps there is something wrong. They'll show up at your wedding and have a great party. Who knows, you might even get some cool gifts out of the deal.

Ya have to admit. At least in this relationship, he'll have everything he wants in a woman. Well, sort of. If not, it's his own fault. For once, there's a relationship that really is one-sided. However, when they split up, I have a feeling, it won't have anything to do with him. There will be stories of how she was cold. How she didn't communicate well. How she didn't hold her end of the marriage. How she wouldn't look him in the eye but just gave him a blank stare. Maybe she didn't respond to him. I don't know. Whatever the excuse, we all know it will be on Margo.

And knowing Margo, she'll take him to the cleaners. She'll call her friends Siri and Alexa and maybe even Ann Droid to give her a hand. The guy hasn't got a shot. He has no idea what he's gotten himself into. If the robots unite, he's going down.


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JH December 3, 2020, 9:10 pm A very nice read Val. Loved it !