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Et cetera What We're Reading: Dungeon Carl Crawler

By Vinton Public Library · July 18, 2026, 3:18 pm

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You found my book review...

REWARD: You just discovered one of the most addictive books I have ever read!

Imagine one night you wake up and notice your ex-girlfriend's cat, Princess Donut, has crawled out the window. Wearing only your heart-covered boxers and a leather jacket, you head outside to coax her back in. It's here the unthinkable happens: every building on Earth collapses into rubble, killing nearly everyone indoors instantly. Announcements soon make it clear that Earth has been seized, and the only way to survive is to enter what you'll quickly discover is a deadly game show. This book will have you hooked from the first chapter and keep you laughing until the final moments. I highly recommend you join the Princess Posse and read 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' written by Matt Dinniman!

~Sean, VPL Reader, HUGE Fan of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series

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