News Elementary advertising: 3rd graders offer Christmas suggestions

Still wondering what to buy for that hard to please person on your Christmas list?  Read on for some suggestions from Mrs. Hyland’s Third Grade Students. The students have been working on persuasive advertising communication. Some of these kids might have a future in sales, says Mrs. Hyland. Unfortunately, we do not have more information on how to order these unique products! 

Easy Bake Oven

By Tiasia

Parents, are you tired of your children always saying that they’re hungry?  Well, don’t worry because I have the perfect solution!  Now with the Easy Bake Oven your child can make his or her own snacks.  They can make cookies, biscuits, muffins, and much more!  And, it also would give your child more experience with baking.  If that’s not enough, we’ll also send free baking materials.  *Must be 18 years or older to order.

Plush Light Pillows

By Sophia

Do you need a new pillow?  Do you like glowing stuff?  Are you struggling to find the perfect gift?  Well, plush light up pillows are great for girls or boys!  They light up on contact.  If they are squeezed, the light becomes brighter.  It’s an amazing Christmas present!  Plush Light Up Pillows are on sale!  They are 25% off, buy one, get one free!  It’s a great deal!  Set some while you can.  These new amazing pillows will go fast so order now.

American Girl Doll

By June

Do you get bored without something to do?  Do you spend too much time watching TV?  With an American Girl Doll you won’t be bored.  Girls will love American Girl Dolls and the TV will be free for the parents to watch.  You will have some fun with an American Girl Doll.  Order one now and get free clothes for your doll.

Real Snow Board

By Bree

Hey Parents!  Are you tired of your children always complaining that they have nothing to play with?  Well, here’s how to solve your problem.  You can buy a real snowboard.  You can get lots of exercise in your legs.  You can play with it in the winter, and that is right now for some of you folks.  All that fresh air and exercise will make your child or children get tired and they can sleep way easier.  If that’s not enough, then I will put a free snowboard in.  And I will even turn down the price!  If that’s not enough, I can put in some extra snowboard straps just in case it breaks.  It can be any color you want it to be.  You must be 18 years or older to order.

Legos

By Max

Do you want to build something creative?  Then get Legos!!  They really exercise your fingers.  You can build many kinds of Lego sets.  If you want to challenge yourself, build a huge Lego set, like Bennie’s Spaceship.  You can even play with your Legos.  Each Lego person and set have unique patterns.  If you are a girl, you don’t have to have them, but girls would like the Barbie Legos.  You can go almost anywhere to find Legos.  Order now and get a FREE Lego set with light up Legos.  All of the light up Legos are LED.

X Box One

By Gavin

Are your children bored?  Do you have nothing to do?  If so, buy the X Box One today!  It comes with a controller and Kinnect.  If that’s not enough, we’ll let you get a free game, too.  Supplies are limited so order today!

Wubble Bubble Ball

By Abigail

Do you want a ball that bounces high?  Do you want a toy that can do amazing things?  If so, buy a Wubble Bubble ball.  A Wubble Bubble ball can bounce up to 30 feet in the air.  It can also bounce up to a block away.  It is fun to play catch with it.

Dog

By Sarah

Do you get bored just playing with one dog?  Do you need a friendly companion?  Then buy a dog or two!  Your kids will exercise more than ever with two dogs.  You will always feel loved.  Buy one now and receive a free toy.  Choose from a ball, fox, or another ball.

Camouflage Chair

By Anabelle

Are you tired of sitting on the floor?  If you are, then get a cammo chair today.  It comes with a kick stand for your feet.  It has a cup holder in it.  The chair can hold up to 80 pounds.  There are also different patterns such as polka dots, stripes, and zebra stripes to choose from.  Order now and you can get a second one for free.

Big Fuzzy Pillows

By Peytin

Does your neck hurt in the morning?  Do your earrings get caught on fuzz or fur on your pillows?  Then the gigantic pillow today!  The first reason you should buy a big fluffy pillow is so your bed is more comfortable.  The second reason you should buy big fluffy pillows is because they are great for sleepovers and cuddling up on the couch.  And, if that is not enough, we wil give you the offer of ‘buy six, get three free’. 

Boom Co Protective Eye Gear

By Gavin

Does your eye always get hit with a hard smart stick dart?  With protective eye gear that dart will bounce off and won’t hit your eye.  The hard dart will hit the person instead.  If you buy this right now you will get a free Boom Co Madness Blaster that shoots 20 smart stick darts in seconds and is designed not to jam.  I will throw in a free dart belt holder with a little shield and a free extra smart stick dart pack.

BB Gun

By Jesse

Are deer scratching their antlers on your house?  Are raccoons digging in your garbage can at night?  If so, then buy a BB gun.  The gun shoots one BB at a time.  The gun includes one container of BB’s and one gun.  The BB gun shoots 30 feet (10 yards).  The gun is three feet long.  Get it today and get another gun free.  Also, if you can get it today you can get another container of BB’s for free.

Super Hero and Villain

By Collin

Do you feel bored watching TV?  Do you want to have something fun to play with?  Then you need Super Heroes and Villains.  You can take them apart and fix them.  You don’t even need a screwdriver.  They are like Legos.  Buy one or get a lot of them.  They are only $5 each; from DC Comics.

Nerf Gun Sniper

By Cameron

Would you like to buy a Nerf Gun Sniper?  It shoots bullets far and it comes with 12 big bullets.  If you get a Nerf Gun Super, I will send you the camouflage clothes and pistols for free.

Wubble Bubble

By Gage

Are your kids ever bored?  Are they ever groaning about going outside?  Then a Wubble Bubble will help!  This bouncy ball will provide hours of enjoyment for your children.  It will get them outside to play.  It could even be used as an exercise ball.  Make sure it stays away from sharp objects.  What’s great is that it is buy one, get one free.  And, that’s not all…you get free batteries, too!  Must be 18 or older.

Boom Co. Blaster

By Hugh

Come get a Boom Co. Blaster.  When you use Nerf guns, you can’t see where you nailed your dart, so switch to smart stick darts.  The darts stick to smart stick targets that you can stick anywhere.  They also stick to smart stick shields.  The shields pop up when you press the button on the blaster.  Also, when the opponent shoots the shields, pull the dart off and use it yourself!  The Rapid Madness can shoot 20 darts in seconds.  Buy the 2-1 Bandaler and get eye protection that doesn’t fog up, a chest plate with smart stick, 12 darts, a holster that can carry a small blaster, and a dart clip.  Buy one blaster and get a far shot blaster for free.  That’s why you should switch to Boom Co.

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