Opinion : Junk Ads: A humorous look at what you don\'t see here

One of the things we like to boast about at Vinton Today is the fact that everything on our site is local. All the news, all the ads. Very few other news sites can say that. Most even have agreements that require them to use ads for national businesses. Not us. We decided from the beginning to make Vinton Today all about our community. Some people have tried to change this, and in comical ways. We have received several ads in the past few weeks from companies hoping we would publish them. Most are for web-based businesses, although one was for text books -- in Singapore. We did not. But just for fun, we are sharing a few of those ads with you today. The messages below come exactly as they arrived, with language clearly demonstrating that the senders are not from around here, and are most likely from overseas. Relationship "experts" are among those who have tried to get involved (they offer "awesome" advice, or so they say):

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This is just a sample of the efforts to make Vinton Today non-local. Thanks for helping us make sure that everything our readers see is about our area.