What do these people have in common?
George W. Bush
That's right, they all served as United States President or Vice President...Oh and they all had classified documents outside the White House.
That's right, documents have now been found in Mike Pence's house.
I'm telling ya, everyone needs to check your garage, look under the bed, check in the toy box, I'm telling you, the classified papers are running loose around the country. I think we know what the problem is. Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said that Biden's papers were co-mingled with other papers. You know what happens when there is a lot of co-mingling going on, there's reproduction.
I'm telling you, look in the glovebox, especially if you own a Corvette.
I suspect the FBI will show up at Pence's house and parade him out in his boxers at 6:00 a.m.
I think it's time to raid Dick Cheney's house as well. Liz could do a documentary about how dad's papers co-mingled and scampered into the hamper. She might be able to get an Emmy out of it!
Now I'm thinking it's odd if they DON'T find papers at Cheney's place.
In all of these instances, there seems to be one irregularity. It sounds like Trump was the only one that felt a need to put his papers under lock and key. How dare he! THAT requires an FBI visit. Throw 'em in the garage next to your Corvette, it's secure and there's no need for a raid for that.
So anyway, check the recycling bin before you haul it to the curb, you COULD have classified documents in there co-mingling with the junk mail...