Immediately following the release of the caucus results and the announcement that Vivek Ramaswamy was dropping out, presidential "candidate" Ryan Binkley announced that he was now in the top four.

The guy has a shot after all. With 765 votes out of a population of 3,123,899 I don't want to be one of Job's friends to this guy who is also a preacher, but now would be the time for a miracle.

It feels like the America's Got Talent show when the kids get up to sing, who can't actually sing. Yet everyone around them tells them that they can sing. The crowd laughs and boos at them and Simon Cowell has to be the one to break it to them that no, they can't sing. That's who Binkley is. He's that kid.

Here's his press release...

"Ryan Binkley is now speaking to supporters at his Watch Party at the Renaissance Des Moines Savery Hotel in Des Moines, Iowa.

Everyone is asking: "Who is Ryan Binkley?"

He's the presidential candidate flying to New Hampshire next.

Results show Ryan in the Top 4 of active presidential candidates as he predicted with Vivek Ramaswamy out and Ryan beating a former governor who was on the debate stage.

Election Twitter says Ryan is the top over-performing candidate! #binkleymentum"

Well. okay then. You go Ryan. I guess. Why not? It's a free country. I mean, after all you ARE in 4th place now...

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