Opinion

For the want of a 21st Century nail

     Some of you may have looked at the unusually low numbers of stories on Vinton Today yesterday and asked, "Where is Dean? Has he been spending too much time with the granddaughters or playing on the farm to tell us what happened at the meeting with Rep. Pettengill on Saturday, or the school board on Monday?"      Well, as a matter of fact, that is how I have spent much of my time -- playing with the oldest granddaughter and holding the new one.

Faceless criminals

I'm relatively new to this whole reporting aspect of the "newspapering" world, so was a bit surprised to find that there are just some things you cannot print. If you commit a crime locally, and get your mugshot taken, we get to show the whole world who you are.  However, if you deal in child porn, which becomes a federal case, they will protect you.

Guys, you just CAN'T win!

Finally, a gentlemen is born.  Well, I know there are real gentlemen out there, but sometimes we take them for granted. It seems guys just can't win in our society.  If they don't open the door, they get criticized for not being a gentlemen...if they do, women whine that they don't need special treatment just because they're a woman.

The new F-word in collegiate basketball

     Iowa State University women’s basketball coach Bill Fennelly, according to an article in last week’s ESPN The Magazine, is a homophobe because he used the F-word.      No, Coach Fennelly did not use the three-letter F-word that some people – including many homosexuals – use to describe individuals who prefer others of their own gender.

Free Speech does not mean anonymous speech

       "What’s wrong, Mr. Close? Don’t you believe in free speech?"      It took a while for me to understand what the comment sender was saying. Then I remembered: He was complaining because we rejected an anonymous comment. Our stated policy on comments to story is that they must be accompanied by a name.

A closer look at the new Vinton residents who will 'get things done'

A group of AmeriCorps NCCC members arrives on the bus from the CR Airport Tuesday afternoon.        Put yourself in the shoes – actually in the black government-issue work boots – of any of the 250 or so people who saw Vinton, Iowa, for the first time yesterday.      You’ve spent most of your life in a city much larger than Vinton (although a few of the AmeriCorps members are from small towns).

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Speechless on Feb. 14

   Somewhere a soldier Sits drinking his Folger's And wondering what words would rhyme With "desert" and "sandstorm" And "al-Muqdadiya" And he hopes his mail gets home on time   The green-helmeted Packer Feels instead like a slacker When for his wife he writes a new song to sing He's attempting to show her He's still a romantic feller Though he wears that huge Super Bowl ring   Brain-tired and weary The writer will fear he Has nothing new or inspiring to say But he'll still sit at his desk As his scattered mind frets Over saying "love" in an original way   The bloke and the gringo From Pedro to Ringo Face the same formidable chore Of experiencing their umpteenth February Fourteenth While feeling unable to say more Than "I love you my dear Even more than last year" Without sounding like a terrible bore   One guy decides it's too hard So he will look for a card That expresses his love for her better Than he thinks that he could (Although she wishes he would) By simply just writing a letter   Men can compose eloquent phrases To describe NASCAR races Who won and why we can explain But putting feelings into words Is worse than 200 mph curves In Indianapolis in heavy rain So in Love Letter races It's time that we face it - Most will never reach Victory Lane   Some men, at wit's end, Will decide not to pen Their lady some lame-sounding jingle They exclaim with a sigh "Now, I finally figured why That Saint Valentine dude died while still single.

The enigma of breviloquence, continued

       Comments from my flock of column readers – assuming, of course, that two constitutes a “flock” – indicate that I did not write nearly enough words about writing too many words.      So, today, I will share a lesson that I shared recently with our class of Junior Journalists.

The enigma of breviloquence

       Several people in the past three years have offered advice about what I should do with this space.      Those who have not suggested using this page to line bird cages or finding someone with something worth reading to fill this column have all expressed the same thing.      They want me to make my columns shorter.