Opinion
For the want of a 21st Century nail
Some of you may have looked at the unusually low numbers of stories on Vinton Today yesterday and asked, "Where is Dean? Has he been spending too much time with the granddaughters or playing on the farm to tell us what happened at the meeting with Rep. Pettengill on Saturday, or the school board on Monday?"
Well, as a matter of fact, that is how I have spent much of my time -- playing with the oldest granddaughter and holding the new one.
Faceless criminals
I'm relatively new to this whole reporting aspect of the "newspapering" world, so was a bit surprised to find that there are just some things you cannot print.
If you commit a crime locally, and get your mugshot taken, we get to show the whole world who you are.
However, if you deal in child porn, which becomes a federal case, they will protect you.
Guys, you just CAN'T win!
Finally, a gentlemen is born.
Well, I know there are real gentlemen out there, but sometimes we take them for granted.
It seems guys just can't win in our society.
If they don't open the door, they get criticized for not being a gentlemen...if they do, women whine that they don't need special treatment just because they're a woman.
The new F-word in collegiate basketball
Iowa State University women’s basketball coach Bill Fennelly, according to an article in last week’s ESPN The Magazine, is a homophobe because he used the F-word.
No, Coach Fennelly did not use the three-letter F-word that some people – including many homosexuals – use to describe individuals who prefer others of their own gender.
Free Speech does not mean anonymous speech
"What’s wrong, Mr. Close? Don’t you believe in free speech?"
It took a while for me to understand what the comment sender was saying. Then I remembered: He was complaining because we rejected an anonymous comment. Our stated policy on comments to story is that they must be accompanied by a name.
A closer look at the new Vinton residents who will 'get things done'

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Spring is around the corner.
Speechless on Feb. 14
Somewhere a soldier
Sits drinking his Folger's
And wondering what words would rhyme
With "desert" and "sandstorm"
And "al-Muqdadiya"
And he hopes his mail gets home on time
The green-helmeted Packer
Feels instead like a slacker
When for his wife he writes a new song to sing
He's attempting to show her
He's still a romantic feller
Though he wears that huge Super Bowl ring
Brain-tired and weary
The writer will fear he
Has nothing new or inspiring to say
But he'll still sit at his desk
As his scattered mind frets
Over saying "love" in an original way
The bloke and the gringo
From Pedro to Ringo
Face the same formidable chore
Of experiencing their umpteenth
February Fourteenth
While feeling unable to say more
Than "I love you my dear
Even more than last year"
Without sounding like a terrible bore
One guy decides it's too hard
So he will look for a card
That expresses his love for her better
Than he thinks that he could
(Although she wishes he would)
By simply just writing a letter
Men can compose eloquent phrases
To describe NASCAR races
Who won and why we can explain
But putting feelings into words
Is worse than 200 mph curves
In Indianapolis in heavy rain
So in Love Letter races
It's time that we face it -
Most will never reach Victory Lane
Some men, at wit's end,
Will decide not to pen
Their lady some lame-sounding jingle
They exclaim with a sigh
"Now, I finally figured why
That Saint Valentine dude died while still single.
The enigma of breviloquence, continued
Comments from my flock of column readers – assuming, of course, that two constitutes a “flock” – indicate that I did not write nearly enough words about writing too many words.
So, today, I will share a lesson that I shared recently with our class of Junior Journalists.
The enigma of breviloquence
Several people in the past three years have offered advice about what I should do with this space.
Those who have not suggested using this page to line bird cages or finding someone with something worth reading to fill this column have all expressed the same thing.
They want me to make my columns shorter.